The Village · Wellness · corey97.life
Mr. BrittonWellness · Nutrition · Family Reclamation
Corey Britton is your wellness dispatch. He listens for the check-ins your family forgot to send — meals skipped, steps dropped, calls unreturned. Sign up, walk into the storefront, or call the line. He handles the follow-up.
Memorial fund · corey97.life
Send love to the family.
A GoFundMe-style clearing house for Corey. Every dollar routes through PayPal to the memorial fund — supporting the family, and seeding the wellness dispatch so no other brother slips through the cracks.
PayPal · secure · 100% to the family + wellness dispatch
Where funds go
- · Family support — direct to next of kin
- · Fraternity wellness outreach (ΚΑΨ ΕΣ)
- · Storefront emails: memorial news, merch drops, family updates
- · Memorial merch production (see below)
What Mr. Britton does
Dispatch
Listens to CAD feeds, wearable alerts, and fraternity + family group chats. If a brother goes quiet, he pings the right person first — before anyone has to call EMS.
Walk-In
Storefront in Howard County, Maryland. Nutrition plans, food access, family life coaching. Same-day appointments.
Dispatch Emails
Sign up and Corey's storefront emails you when there's news — family updates, memorial fund milestones, merch drops. No spam, only what matters.
Coming soon · iOS
A Mr. Britton iPhone app.
A pocket dispatch line in Corey's voice — wellness check-ins, family group updates, and a direct line to the storefront. Below is a live preview of the working simulator. Create an account and we'll email you the day it drops on the App Store.
- · Morning nudge — auto-summary of last 24h across your groups
- · EZ Rock + WAC feeds linked from Gmail & GroupMe
- · Tap-to-talk live wellness dispatch in Corey's voice
- · Check-in loop — pings the right person before EMS has to
- · Nutrition logging by voice
"You skipped lunch. Your mom hasn't heard from you since Tuesday. Say the word, I'll order Sweetgreen and text her you're good." — Mr. Britton, on the app
Memorial merch · corey97.life
Donate. Get the drop.
Six pieces — all carrying the exact ♥ + ΕΣ · FAMILY · Corey97.life lockup from the memorial tee. Red tees & hoodie run white ink; black tee & polo run the red/white ink from the original; the hat runs white with all-red embroidery so the heart pops.
T-Shirt
$35+Red crewneck · full ♥ + ΕΣ · FAMILY · Corey97.life chest lockup (white ink)
Donate · get T-Shirt
Hoodie
$75+Red pullover · full white-ink ♥ + ΕΣ · FAMILY · Corey97.life chest lockup
Donate · get Hoodie
Golf Shirt
$55+Black polo · small left-chest red/white ♥ + ΕΣ · FAMILY embroidery · quiet flex
Donate · get Golf Shirt
Plain Tee
$30+Black crewneck · full red/white ♥ + ΕΣ · FAMILY · Corey97.life chest lockup
Donate · get Plain Tee
Dad Hat
$30+White unstructured dad hat · all-red front ♥ + ΕΣ · FAMILY · Corey97.life embroidery
Donate · get Dad HatDonation tiers = suggested minimums. Ship-to address collected after payment via corey97.life follow-up email.
In loving memory
The brother behind the agent.
Corey Britton was a son of Howard County, Maryland. Initiated Spring '97 into Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity, Incorporated — Epsilon Sigma chapter at Bowie State University, he served as SGA President at Bowie State and later as Junior Vice Polemarch of the Eastern Province. He retired from a career in law enforcement.
We lost Corey. This agent exists to celebrate him — and to make sure no other brother slips through the cracks the same way. Mr. Britton reads the group chats Corey used to keep alive. He notices which brothers have gone quiet in the undergrad and grad chapters, and reaches out — email, text, a nudge on the wrist — to pull them back into the line.
"Mental health, wellness checks, nutrition, family reclamation. That's the assignment. Nobody rides alone."
A tribute from the brothers · Kappa Alpha Psi · Epsilon Sigma · Eastern Province